Quote Originally Posted by lateralus
Geminis are compatible with Libras.
Aries' are incompatible with Virgo.

Let me explain:

At the beginning of a five-year relationship with a Virgo, I, an Aries, shared with her a compatability horoscope. It said (for an Aries) this is one union you should stay clear of. Five years went by and we've argued then had sex, daily. I am free of my daily duties upon awakening. I'll be drinking my coffee, she'll wake up (she complains that it's been so long since we woke up together), on her day off, and go on a cleaning rampage. She gets the job done, whereas I put it off.

I've, also, gone back and looked at my other relationships and my compatability horoscope suits them to a tee. Example, I had a two-weekend affair with an engaged girl. The second weekend, she'd given her ring back and we had "sex and a movie". She was a Scorpio and the compatibility
horoscope said (something like) "these relationships are like fires that burn out quick". But, that's probably my best example.
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