Man I don't know you from adam but...

See if these don't fit your current thinkin'.

1. Dorm guys will think I'm cool.
2. My roommate's a geek so I gutta find some way to elevate myself above the association.
3. Campus wimmin'll think I'm cool.
4. Hometown tokin' mates'll think I'm cool.
5. I'll be popular.
6. I'll save money.
7. I can earn some pocket change sellin' bones.
8. Campus police are clueless.
9. I have complete privacy.
10. Local LE looks the other way 'cause it's a college.
11. My IQ's above ave. so studies won't suffer. (Yearight try a polynomial equation while high sometime.)
12. 10 years from now all will be forgotten.
13. A college degree is meaningless given my youthful sense of resourcefulness. I'll make it anyway.
14. The cost of petroleum will go down and nothing - including real estate - will inflate in cost.
15. Really good looking women don't care how much money I earn.
16. It would really be an interesting life experience to get blisters, work outdoors, wait tables for ingrates, stand in unemployment lines, be eligible for any future drafts that might be around the corner.
17. My parents hearts would not be broken into a gazillion pieces.
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Sure. Go ahead, genius!


Seriously hear what SeedKing is saying.
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