Dude,
1- Go live with the guys next door
2- Buy 4 1000W dual spectrum lights... and a light mover
3- Do an aeroponic system in your entire room... something that moves 5 gallons per minute
4- Inject the room shitfull of CO2... Don't be hasty... there's plenty of CO2 in the world
5- Load them up with batshit
6- Hit the overgrow.com FAQs