Funny Quotes

[mellow mood]

I kept putting icy hot on my nuts hahaha and then after it subsided it would scream 'ONE MORE TIME!!!!'

this one too made me laugh

[mellow mood]

cmon guys we want more funny quotes!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

this one too made me laugh

LOL that's ace!

[beachguy in thongs]

con guys want more fun!

mellow mood Quote: this one too made me laugh

[beachguy in thongs]

haha i didnt meant ot write the second naked i was amused at the size of my left tesitcle when writing that ok!

Rob, talking of his experience at the United Nations' podium.

[robert42]

one time, I was in a chatroom and I invited this guy to view my cam, so he accepted it then he saw me from the waist down, with all this patchy hair and warts, wanking my pecker like i believed in the "whackin' off makes it grow" method, and the worst part about it was that the camera, I think, was set underneath my computer table, about five feet from me , i was spread eagle.

lmao

[beachguy in thongs]

Rob, you caught me, that was a typo, I meant, he was spread eagle!!!

[beachguy in thongs]

wait a second, you slimeball!

[robert42]

thats what they all say...

spread em' beach boy!

[beachguy in thongs]

thats what I say...

spread em' beach boy!

Too bad, I wasn't beachboy.