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Record Dept.
CITY CLERK
305 W. 3rd St.
Oxnard, CA 93030-5790

Dear Records Dept.:

I have decided to change my name to Sinardatadadda Popppololloppa de Del Fudgio.

I will be called "Del" to shorten my name but on all legal documents I want to be called MR. Sinardatadadda de Del Fudgio. My middle name of Popppololloppa can be taken off all legal documents EXCEPT for my gas bill.

If that name is taken I will change my name to Mitchell Silverman.

Please send me the proper forms. I am moving to Oxnard very soon.
Thank you.

Sincerely,
(signed Ted L. Nancy)
Ted L. Nancy
"Del"

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