memo: how to move up the ladder

so you want to move up the ladder of success? well if so, this advice should prove useful.

your boss. one of the most intimidating figures in average man's life. he asks you, "hey, could you come at ten tonight instead of having your day off today, we can fix the scheduling for the following day". (you) "oh...well...sure!, you say gleefully. (boss)"Gre-ae-t!..."we'll just schedule you for 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. for thursday and friday, too! does that work for you?" (you) yeah, you say sighfully.

well we at, moving up are sick of seeing the average man be walked on! may we suggest a solution? it may require a little time, but we can guarantee you that your life at work will improve...and your pocketbook, too!

befriend this man you call "boss". call him up one day, see if he'd like to hang out - maybe go get some beers at your nearest bar. once your boss agrees, which he most likely will, you can now just sit back and relax. you see, we at moving up work day in and day out on the psychological behaviours in the work environment. your managers are now under your influence. once you become good friends with this man, you will begin to see that almost anything you ask for is in your grasp.

example:
"hey rick, dude, i can i have like $5 from the stores cash to grap a pack of smokes?" said gilbert. "here, take ten," said rick. "i need a pack, too". now, even though he knows it's wrong, he still can't tell you know, now can he? he's your friend!

you get the idea, but here's another example:

"hey tim, can i have the week off? this erotic asian girl just asked me to come to her country for the week, i can't pass this up! exclamed larry. "does she have a friend?" tim asked. "yeah, that's the best part, it's gonna be a threesome!" raved larry. "oh...*sigh*sure, tim. go ahead". tim said mopingly. "dude! your married!", yelled larry. "i'm still single".

any and everything you want.
take this advice and make your life better! we guarantee it!

moving up, inc.
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