Funny Quotes

[beachguy in thongs]

lmfao

Robert, you have to stop these homosexual references.

Like My Fat Ass Open...???

[sharpezor]

"I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees." â??President Bush

[robert42]

Robert, you have to stop these homosexual references.

Like My Fat Ass Open...???

lmao
look my ass is orange lol

[beachguy in thongs]

I meant to post here, but I posted it back in the thread I got this from.

I apologized, in that forum, to LadyM for slicing up her quote.

Originally Posted by ladyM
WTF! Ever hear of condoms? Youre fucked if she male, have no say in the matter. Damn, everybody knows ugly chicks! If decent steady piece, stay away from it. Now you need to start on a testing regimin, you never know what you'll catch. Your dick might explode on entry, but 6 mo. from now.

[beachguy in thongs]

Robert, why does your signature read like this???

The schools about self-esteem in the schools now everybody grows up high, whos gonna strip?
What's happen to our porno?
women grow on trees.
drunk dads miss dance recitals
blow a goat or fifty bucks.
disappears, that leave me
Friday night with my speed connection.

[robert42]

it dontit reads :
The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, whos gonna dance in our strip clubs?
What's gonna happen to our porno industry?
These women don't grow on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals
before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me
on Friday night with my new highspeed connection.

[beachguy in thongs]

it dontit reads :
The schools is all about schools now.
up high ,dance strip porno trees drunk dads dance blow a goat on acid

whatever

[robert42]

lmfao and that lmfao dont mean Like My Fat Ass Open!

[beachguy in thongs]

sucking yur own dick ( 1 2 3 )
Oct-11-2005 11:19
by robert42

I didn't realize you wrote a three-chapter book on the subject, Rob.

[beachguy in thongs]

?? is there a discount on those bags

G.K. denies these are his words.