Funny Quotes

[mellow mood]

I kept putting icy hot on my nuts hahaha and then after it subsided it would scream 'ONE MORE TIME!!!!'

this one too made me laugh

mellow mood Reviewed by mellow mood on 10-09-2005. Funny Quotes Some funny quotes aroudn the forum... feel free to add more :D Rating: 5

[mellow mood]

cmon guys we want more funny quotes!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

this one too made me laugh

LOL that's ace!

[beachguy in thongs]

con guys want more fun!

mellow mood Quote: this one too made me laugh

[beachguy in thongs]

haha i didnt meant ot write the second naked i was amused at the size of my left tesitcle when writing that ok!

Rob, talking of his experience at the United Nations' podium.

[robert42]

one time, I was in a chatroom and I invited this guy to view my cam, so he accepted it then he saw me from the waist down, with all this patchy hair and warts, wanking my pecker like i believed in the "whackin' off makes it grow" method, and the worst part about it was that the camera, I think, was set underneath my computer table, about five feet from me , i was spread eagle.

lmao

[beachguy in thongs]

Rob, you caught me, that was a typo, I meant, he was spread eagle!!!

[beachguy in thongs]

wait a second, you slimeball!

[robert42]

thats what they all say...

spread em' beach boy!

[beachguy in thongs]

thats what I say...

spread em' beach boy!

Too bad, I wasn't beachboy.