Funny Quotes

[GHoSToKeR]

i can not believe that i can type.... whoa............ lol

Bagder nipples are not toys; I know this

The doctor is in, bitches!!!

Get your own graham crackers and shut the cupboard.

lol you're such a stoner, Ghost lol

I invented pants.

And I find that offensive.

lmfaoooo

I'm a zapatista

Approximately sixty circus performers have been shot from cannons. At last report, thirty-one of these have been killed.

thats like saying "look out" to someone right after they got hit by a bus...

wtf is a penis molecule? am i stoned?

*bling*
...And, as if by magic, the Shopkeeper appeared!

Hehe..

GHoSToKeR Reviewed by GHoSToKeR on 10-06-2005. Funny Quotes Some funny quotes aroudn the forum... feel free to add more :D Rating: 5

[beachguy in thongs]

buddymyfriend: Dont get ya hopes up!



sharpezor: LOL, clever.

Thats prety dark comedy



CGB1013: According to the TV, every dime bag you buy goes to fund terrorism.

FIGHT TERRORISM --- GROW YOUR OWN!!!



lemonboy: No, every seed goes to fund terrorism.



beachguy in thongs: Quote:
Originally Posted by CGB1013:
According to the TV, every dime bag you buy goes to fund terrorism.


beachguy:
According to TV, we can live our life, solely, with Ed Norton living upstairs. Or, Barney Rubble living next door.



F L E S H Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
According to TV, we can live our life, solely, with Ed Norton living upstairs. Or, Barney Rubble living next door.

Flesh:
Wouldn't it rock to have Tyler Durden and Barney Rubble as neighbours? You get to see Tyler kicking Barney's ass every Tuesdays and Thursdays. But you're not allowed to talk about it...



Bman719 Quote:
Originally Posted by F L E S H
Wouldn't it rock to have Tyler Durden and Barney Rubble as neighbours? You get to see Tyler kicking Barney's ass every Tuesdays and Thursdays. But you're not allowed to talk about it...

Bman:
I was just about to say that... it's like you're some kinda psychic man



F L E S H Quote:
Originally Posted by Bman719
I was just about to say that... it's like you're some kinda psychic man

Flesh:
Well, when you like the same movies, it happens



BobBong: Oh look.. it's not original.. or funny.. or true.. for that matter.. and infact, a pretty fucking cold joke.. considering close to 3000 people died...

Typical buddymyfriend...



beachguy in thongs Quote:
Originally Posted by F L E S H
Wouldn't it rock to have Tyler Durden and Barney Rubble as neighbours? You get to see Tyler kicking Barney's ass every Tuesdays and Thursdays. But you're not allowed to talk about it...




beachguy:
I didn't see "Fight Club", Brad Pitt isn't as attractive (to me) as Cameron Diaz.

Cameron Diaz and Barney Rubble, with Ed Norton living upstairs.



somebody someone Quote:
Originally Posted by BobBong
Oh look.. it's not original.. or funny.. or true.. for that matter.. and infact, a pretty fucking cold joke.. considering close to 3000 people died...

Typical buddymyfriend...


somebody, someone:
soz ta break it to ya buddy, but yeah ive seen this before quite a few times! try to stay ahead of the game peace



BobBong Quote:
Originally Posted by somebody someone
soz ta break it to ya buddy, but yeah ive seen this before quite a few times! try to stay ahead of the game peace


BobB:
ya no kidding.. i watched it live 4 years ago... It's just not the first time buddy's made jokes at other (usually dead people's) expense.



sharpezor: not really...



its the dead peoples family's expence. Dead people dont give a shit.

[beachguy in thongs]

stop having any sex with a girl
this summer i didnt jerk off for like 3 weeks! crazy shit

Mellow mood, ya' quack!

[beachguy in thongs]

hiya hiya hiya

6 posts since. Joined Jan. 20, 2004.

[NYCZILLESTROLLER]

Ok- one more...

Record Dept.
CITY CLERK
305 W. 3rd St.
Oxnard, CA 93030-5790

Dear Records Dept.:

I have decided to change my name to Sinardatadadda Popppololloppa de Del Fudgio.

I will be called "Del" to shorten my name but on all legal documents I want to be called MR. Sinardatadadda de Del Fudgio. My middle name of Popppololloppa can be taken off all legal documents EXCEPT for my gas bill.

If that name is taken I will change my name to Mitchell Silverman.

Please send me the proper forms. I am moving to Oxnard very soon.
Thank you.

Sincerely,
(signed Ted L. Nancy)
Ted L. Nancy
"Del"

I laughed so hard I, I , AHAHAHAHA

[robert42]

hahah some of these are classic

[robert42]

DONT ASK QUESTIONS!

I HAVE SWALLOWED A BIT OF SELOTAPE. AND ITS STUCK IN MY THROAT I BEEN TRYIN FOR HOURS TO GET IT OUT.

WHAT CAN I DO. HELP

o lord that brings back memories...

[beachguy in thongs]

I bet everyone suggested cranberry juice, rob

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

o lord that brings back memories...

Lol, You never cease to amaze me

That's coool swallowing sellotape!

[mellow mood]

He said this is my smoking hand, I hold my dick with my other hand. No one wanted to hear that shit, so we made him go clean up in the sink before we would let him back in the smoking line.

this one made me laugh