Funny Quotes

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Holy Crap, Rob, you're funny.

I want to share a letter from Ted Nancy (of 560 No. Moorpark Rd. #236, Thousand Oaks, CA 91360) dated Sept. 3, 1996, addressed to the San Diego Padres baseball franchise.

Tickets
SAN DIEGO PADRES
PO Box 2000
San Diego, CA 92112-2000

Dear Tickets Dept.,

I want to come and see the San Diego Padres play in September. I love the Padres! Go San Diego!

Because of my condition, I must walk with a portable shower over my head. My entire head area is kept in a vinyl enclosure with a shower constantly going on me. The top of my head must be kept wet at all times!

While the top of my head needs to be soaked, my face and neck are dry. They are kept dry with a portable dryer I have attached to my collarbone. Thie dryer is similar to the one in a men's room. While water drips on my face, a scoop under my neck drains the water and it filters through my pants. The vinyl enclosure is similar to a shower curtain. I can see the game this way.

Will this interfere with others? There is no wetness outside my plastic casing. Thus, no one else will get sprinkled. Ony the top of my head will be drenched from my shower. I am sorry, but this is because of my medical condition.

Please write and let me know if the portable shower over my head will be okay for me to wear into the stadium. I may have to buy the seat in back of me also. I need to know how much room between rows. Thank you for your prompt reply as I MUST get my tickets soon.

Respectfully,

(signed Ted L. Nancy)
Ted L. Nancy
Portable Shower Wearer #121

Lol, that's good!

[robert42]

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poorman, it's your stupidity!!!

lmao

[erceg]

Got a match,i havent had a match sence king kong the huge dong died.Got a match,yes.your breath and a buffallo,s fart,Got a match,yes,my ass in your face.got a light,bud light only

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Got a match,i havent had a match sence king kong the huge dong died.Got a match,yes.your breath and a buffallo,s fart,Got a match,yes,my ass in your face.got a light,bud light only

Huh? llol

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

"BANG" *Falls down, clutching crotch all the way, shouting "mother fucker!" *

[robert42]

hah real old one here:

and quack
my ryhmes are whack
im whiter then a fukin tic tac
tic tac toe
ya girls a hoe

lol

TANGOOO STRANGE SODAAAAAAAAA

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

hah real old one here:

[align=center]That's a good'un, Mr. Rob![/align]

[beachguy in thongs]

Lol, that's good!

It's from Jerry Seinfeld's book, "(More) Letters from a Nut".

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

It's from Jerry Seinfeld's book, "(More) Letters from a Nut".

Ahh cool, thanks for the info

[robert42]

yeah that was funny beachguy got any more? hey beachguy u like my new sig?