Funny Quotes

[beachguy in thongs]

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Originally Posted by BIZZLE
"yes, and arent all the others on this board. personally (besides me of course) i think sensiride is the hottest. if i were bi/lesbain, iw ould ask her out. unfortunately, im a fan of the cock only."

Ok, so I changed the name to protect the innocent.

[BizzleLuvin]

:
Originally Posted by BIZZLE
"yes, and arent all the others on this board. personally (besides me of course) i think sensiride is the hottest. if i were bi/lesbain, iw ould ask her out. unfortunately, im a fan of the cock only."

Ok, so I changed the name to protect the innocent.

thanks

[flamingskullballs]

three-sheets is one twisted man...

[beachguy in thongs]

I drived stoned last night.

"We will re-build Iraq." -line from a political satire (on Comedy Central)

[robert42]

McCauley Caulkin's testicles create magical sperm that can form into a liquid human like that guy from terminator 2, its awesome

) LMFAO

[UnViaje]

"Rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
from 'Control'
pretty good for a sig n rap bar as well

[beachguy in thongs]

It is a source of fiber for rope and other products and it contains THC which gives smokers the psychic effects they seek.

I knew you were gonna say that!

[robert42]

hahaha wtf is that made up or did i acutlaly type that?

good see my spelling mistakes already - A C T U A L L Y

[Musician]

Right at the point when he starts to cum, stick a finger in his ass and hit his prostate gland. He'll cum buckets full and the feeling is similar to a womens orgasm.

i found this one quite funny lol

[beachguy in thongs]

hahaha wtf is that made up or did i acutlaly type that?

good see my spelling mistakes already - A C T U A L L Y

That was from a thread today.

Lol, "acutlaly"

Sounds like, "What's that?" "It's a cut, Lily?"