Funny Quotes

[beachguy in thongs]

lmao

How many pages of threads did you go back to retrieve this?

[Maui Wowie]

Why not just ask what the link is, that could be from a different sub-section.

[robert42]

How many pages of threads did you go back to retrieve this?

it took lots of searching lol i actually remembered it when t happened

[beachguy in thongs]

My excrement
its shit
DO NOT
BUT IT
DO NOT BUY IT

Thanks for the warning... :smokin:

[beachguy in thongs]

"Some funny quotes aroudn the forum... feel free to add more "

IN 1993 I LOST MY RIGHT ARM IN A SERIOUS WANKING ACCIDENT

I WAS NEVER THE SAME AGAIN

I NOW HAVE THE MOST LOP SIDED PENIS IN THE WORLD.

[king kong bong]

the fuck you starin' at nigga?

ahhahaha classic.

[robert42]

lol

[robert42]

I've only had a finger up my ass, I'm looking forward to something thicker.

I can do it slow, and easy, but I'd rather be in your face, feeling IT. I like the ass fucking, but I cant give enough pleasure through vaginal intercourse.

Somebody fuck me up the ass and get it over with!!! :stoned:

EXPOSURE

[Reefer Rogue]

Quote: Ermitonto: (sorry guys i dunno how to quote it the real way lol. Also how do u quote 2 people at the same time?)

For all of you who could not understand the original post, here is a translation:


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Originally Posted by kraloth
ok guy got me kicked outa skl


An individual caused me to be ejected from SKL Fabricators.


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should i beat his ass in skl with a can or larger


Should I enter SKL Fabricators and hit his donkey with a tin can or a larger? (larger being a slang term for an erect penis).


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then sit in his seat and drink it


Then should I sit in his seat and drink his donkey?


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nah i might kick sum guys ass


No, I'll just beat up some random guy instead.


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hes got me kicked otua skl halve his thought halve not


Since he got me ejected from SKL Fabricators, his thinking should be cut in half, and then his knot should be.


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if he werent there i would of got in that situation


Even if he hadn't been there to get me kicked out, I would have gotten into that situation anyways (because I have the linguistic capabilities of a fourth grader).


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i defended this fucker when like 10-15 people were starting


A Bruce-Lee-like fighting scene ensued in which I beat up a dozen people because they were beginning something, but what they were beginning to do I will not tell you.


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and now hes all like oh im glad richards kicked out behind my back and shit


So he now says, "I'm glad Richard was ejected from SKL Fabricators while he was behind my back and my feces."


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and i might go into my xskl and drag the fucker out of my old tutor room into were everyone sk8s and kick his ass so bad he dont even know how to speak srike that cant speak ever


So I am considering going to X-SKL Fabricators (they changed their name to become more X-TREME!) and remove this person from my old tutoring room into the hallway, where people are apparently allowed to use skateboards, and hit his donkey very harshly so he is rendered unable to speak the Srike or Ever languages (spoken in parts of remote Siberia).


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and then beat him with a can of larger and then go sit in his place in skl and drink that can wot do u rekon


And then hit him with a can full of erect penises and then go sit in his seat at SKL Fabricators and drink the erect penises. What do you reconnaissance?

[beachguy in thongs]

EXPOSURE

Hey, you deleted "NOT"!!!