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[beachguy in thongs]

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i got marijuana soon

[amsterdam]

" I've never seen a homeless guy drinking a gatorade"


George Carlin

[beachguy in thongs]

Rob, I can only Imagine what you were talking about here.

give a fuck about grammar and shit

this internet hyphen comma WANK

[robert42]

post real quotes not fake ones

If ur gonna stick it there at least use hair gel as lube.

[beachguy in thongs]

Robert, I have never uttered the word "lube" on these boards.

I've used real words for your quotes, actually, I erased some real words.

[robert42]

i know im playing with ya

does my bum look big in this?

quote me

[beachguy in thongs]

real not fake

[beachguy in thongs]

i know im playing my bum

I know.

[beachguy in thongs]

16 (it said my post was to short so I am writing this)

(same here)

[robert42]

Yah so i was at my friends house tonight with some other guys and we go outside and find out we need to fight about 15 people, and there were 8 of us. So of course we end up getting into the fight and they all pull out fuckin knives even though they outnumber us. I guess we all came to our senses and booked it out of there but my buddy M got shanked on the side of his ribcage and is was bleeding like crazy. After this, we go back to my friends house and get some weed from this guy that came over. We smoked it all out of my bong then the dealer leaves. I look up like an hour later and my bong is freaking GONE! i think the fuckin guy jacked it on his way out. Then after this were all just sitting stoned with the killer munchies and my friend says (as a joke) "we should go rob the store" then he puts a bandana over his face and says he'll go in and grab 4 large bags of chips and book it out of there. So he decided he will actually do this so he goes to the store and stretches, then grabs 4 bags of chips and runs. Me and 3 other guys were standing in the open 200 yards away then we went back to my friends house. I leave and on my way home this crackhead fuckin indian pulls out a knife and threatens to stab me unless i go admit that i helped rob the store. So I have to go and say I was with them and give their names. I said I just met them and only knew their first names and gave them out. After this the crackhead rambled about how his billions of relatives are in jail cuz of robbing stores. Then miraculously he lets me go home. I though this was going to turn out worse with an accomplice to theft on my record but i got away. But what a scary/shitty evening!

lmao