Funny Quotes

[mellow mood]

theres nothing I love more than standing a bus top while there is a female waiting alone or with her friednds and just flopping it out and jerking off in front of them . sometimes i just get the bus around my city all night find sexy females to wank in front of.

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mellow mood Reviewed by mellow mood on 10-12-2005. Funny Quotes Some funny quotes aroudn the forum... feel free to add more :D Rating: 5

[flamingskullballs]

hahaha, thats fucking hilarious...so true too...

nothing better than jekin it while running after random women in the mall...sometimes i think that theres more to love then that...

[buddymyfriend]

10 years old. i kno im real young, but i love the ganj.

im a strapping young gay man of thirteen years.

Lol!

[buddymyfriend]

Cobra venom I guess.

At first I thought wierd like to say baked banana peel. Cuase when we were young we thought that would work. But the Hawaiian wood rose seed did work. Looking to lick some toad in Southern France or Spain.

LOL! If we ever have a cann.com meet up I'll provide the toads!

[beachguy in thongs]

robert42 haha
guess my age....
no not 42
18

SensiRide Where does the 42 come from?

robert42 42 INCHES tall
YEAH BABY

[beachguy in thongs]

Robert u wierd for some reason i thought u were reading threads!

I apologize to all parties involved.

[buddymyfriend]

lol.

no.

i told him not to touch me, turn the lights off, and so i wouldn't have to worry about him.

but my high self thought he was rubbing my wang at one point, when it was really the chick, and I flipped the fuck out. was very weird.

ha ha, tis why menage a trois should be with women!

[BobBong]

Oh man...
"but my high self thought he was rubbing my wang at one point, when it was really the chick, and I flipped the fuck out. was very weird."

That's what made my day
I was in the process of finding this thread to post this quote..

[buddymyfriend]

Started shootin at 12 i tried at like 9 or 10 tho

i started jerking off at 8 or 9 i think and its my bro that told me (not showed, TOLD lol) how to do it

i started to cum at like 11

Ha ha WTF!

[tschmidty32]

Weed is my anti drug.