JOKE

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people are like a bowl of jellybeans.



....no one likes the black ones

nickx760 Reviewed by nickx760 on 10-06-2005. JOKE Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in her Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. . "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" . When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. . The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Rating: 5

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Little Jonny is in the class room.
and the teacher says "ok kids today were doing rhymes and they have to end in.
IF I CAN IF I CAN IF I CAN...


Little steve stands Up and starts.
"when I grow Up to Be a Man I'll Go to germany and Japan."
"IF I CAN IF I CAN IF I CAN".

verry good said the teacher who's Next.?.

Suzy Stands up and starts..
When I grow up To be a Ladie I want to have 10 Little Babies.
IF I CAN IF I CAN IF I CAN.

verry good said the teacher who's Next.?.

Little Jonny Stands up and starts..

"When I grow Up to Be a Man FUCK GERMANY and Japan.
And I'll help Suzy with her Plan".
"IF I CAN IF I CAN IF I CAN"...




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