Smart to smoke on a porch/garage?

[redeyed]

From my experience if don't act like your doing someting wrong nobody will think your doing anything wrong. I smoke in my front yard, back yard, garage, ect. day or night and have never had a problem with any of my neighbors. Just be a good neighbor to every body and don't make it look to obvious. From 30-40 feet a joint looks like a cigerette and if your nieghbor starts walking over to visit with you just put it out like you would a cigerette.
I don't know if my neighbors somke grass or not nor do I care to find out, that's just asking for trouble if you ask me. These are just my experiences and may not be good for you but from what I have seen most people don't give a shit what you smoke as long as you don't do it around their kids or something stupid like that, shit I've even smoked with a mass. state trooper and it was his joint. In short mind your own buisness and most people won't fuck with you.
peace, redeyed

[xNoa]

well reallt it just depends on where u live dosent it so only u can tell, if neighbours are out and around the front youre gonna be a bit cheek if u start blazing next to them, but if noones around then who cares blaze up. i laugh at the thought of people calling police on me for smelling weed, noones like that surely.

[Fabolous]

NEVER SMOKE IN A PARK OR SMOKE WHILE SITTING IN YOUR CAR PARKED.
IF YOU DO MAKE SURE YOU CAN EAT ALL THE EVIDENCE FAST.

I would maybe walk to a park or down some streets with a joint that looks wrapped in cig looking paper. If away from a privet place dont be near your car or with more then you can eat.

I was once smoking a bowl at a park and a cop pulled up and was like "Hello whats that your smoking?" I was luck my car was parked 200 yards away, I had driven there. I waited until he got out of his car and ran fast all the way home thru yards and alleys.

Dont smoke in parks or in a parked car you a sitting duck.

really you just can't be obvisely when your smokein, Like just last week i was walkin in the middle of downtown to the metro Stop area Smokin me a joint, basicly make sure it looks like a rolled tobacco thats what i do. and seems to work no one bothers you askin you questions and shit...

[metulskul]

jus smoke in the damn garage, noone will care. oziums good for covering up the smell, use axe for ur clothes, oh and dont liht up on ur porch, i live in CALIFORNIA and i got turned in.

[Satan666]

If theres more than ten feet from your s and your neighbors house youre in the clear to smoke on the porch if you feel like it. People might smell it, but they cant prove it. you really only need to worry if your smoking a foot long monster.

[Crispyfried]

It's really easy to smell weed, even from a good distance. Maybe get a good air purifier and blow the smoke into the air intake?

[EminEM1]

common sense, man. only you know your situation so use your head and realize the smell lingers on anything that cames into contact with the smoke for several hours. and unless you've been using lysol regularly over the years, don't ya think your mom would think it odd you suddenly developed an urge for cleanliness?
stuff a couple "bounce" fabric softener sheets into a cardboard tube and exhale thru it after capping your pipe tight immediately after hitting it will minimize escaping aroma's and leave the cleaning supplies to mom (or her maid). i'm an old toker who visits mom when i have to and have been using that method for decades at her home...at my home she has to put up with the cloud.

common sense...

same as what del said

[Euphoric]

if i smoke outside i find a nice corner or something to hide while smoking.

Cops will notice u smoking outside after awhile. They love to patrol the suburbs.
Fortunately they wont care very much.

Its a better idea to smoke inside and catch some "smoke" from your parents than smoke outside and get bitch slapped by the long arm of the evil law

When my mom noticed i smelled like weed she'd always say..YOU SMELL LIKE WEED!! I'd be like..yea its from all the WEED ive been smoking so stfu ahaha build a reputation in your house as a smoker rather than building a reputation outside as a stoner because the people outside love you a lot less.

[mikeo1313]

I'm not sure if this works but... some time ago a friend of mine told me you can blow the smoke into a paper bag, let the fumes go into the paper bag.. like the ones from the supermarket... that will help out with smell getting allover.

Then again I never had the problem,,, I smoke where I live wherever I want, my bathroom has a ventilator that sucks up air. Giving it thought,, maybe a similar setup like in some restaurants would be something to look into... I've been to a couple where the smoke from cigarrettes just immediately thin and go upward.