time to explain a lil buddy named JESUS

[ilovelife]

uhh yyaaaa mannn... just blazed and was thinkin heres my explanation to over 2000 years of "the bible"

haha ya man ya see Jesus,, well haha he was trippin, you see when he spoke to "god" or w/e the fuck he did, he was just buggin out man he was high as fuck so he was hearin shit and gettin paronoid at first... then he mellowed out and was like "hey guys uhh ya man this dude ya his names god hes my buddy and like my moms a fuckin virgin or somethin so i guess you could say hes my dad and ya man hes awesome, he tells me wat to do, but its weird, i can only talk to him for like a couple hours at a time then he goes away" YA holy shit jesus are u stupid!?
haha no man he "goes away" b/c ur not stoned anymore. u were trippin balls all over the place and hearin shit u crazy babbooon knoker!

u get it ppl its all just some crazy stoner talkin out of his ass with some bored ppl lsitenin and pickin up on it! now i havent read the bible myself but i get to "jist" or w/e of the whole chrisitianity stuff. u ppl need to chill out, you say u hate weed and drugs, but jesus was bakin and puffin all day and loved o mighty' loved his liquor and magical shrooms. you christianans take orders from a strate up cloudhead so i cant wait til u all relize it

well, ive def. had enough smokin for tonite (since ive already taken 5 g-bong hits and smoked a blunt of this tropical dro) but hey... im gonna go with my roommate and smoke some more then we'll think about this shit again and report back !!

btw it was my friend tlakin and me typenin the whole time ahha it was like our converstatoin i forget i was typin pretty funny we were laughin our ass off. i guess i beter press this button and get this thread launched off... well here it goes 3, 2 , 1 , ok er ya go..

ilovelife Reviewed by ilovelife on 10-04-2005. time to explain a lil buddy named JESUS :p uhh yyaaaa mannn... just blazed and was thinkin heres my explanation to over 2000 years of "the bible" haha ya man ya see Jesus,, well haha he was trippin, you see when he spoke to "god" or w/e the fuck he did, he was just buggin out man he was high as fuck so he was hearin shit and gettin paronoid at first... then he mellowed out and was like "hey guys uhh ya man this dude ya his names god hes my buddy and like my moms a fuckin virgin or somethin so i guess you could say hes my dad and Rating: 5

[NYCZILLESTROLLER]

ahahaha funny shit

[NoosaHeads]

So what your really saying is The Christan religion is even more fucked up because they actually beleive the tripping Babboon Knocker.?.
If He was a Tripping baboon knocker I think the bible.(atleast the new testament would read alot differently than it does.).
(eg.instead Of turning water into wine wouldnt it read more like and then the trippy dude said hey Look at my stash I have a 9gallon Keg Of lsd)(and he gave it to the Lepper and he tripped off into the sunset).?.

im not a christian.
but i beleive Jesus was who he said he was.
even if he isnt the king of kings what One Person in history had as much impact on the world as He did.?.
im sounding like a johomo witness.
God.
Im not anything just a stoner who thinks abit..

[ermitonto]

I think Jesus was more like the various prophets in Monty Python's Life of Brian.

...And the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah...

...For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head, with which he will...

...Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one...