need a ficticious theory on how the world, fire, man, and civillization were created

[ganjagirl2000]

in english this is my assignment
plz help me out u guys.
give me sum ideas!
plz???????

ganjagirl2000 Reviewed by ganjagirl2000 on 10-02-2005. need a ficticious theory on how the world, fire, man, and civillization were created in english this is my assignment plz help me out u guys. give me sum ideas! plz??????? :p :p :D :) Rating: 5

[GHoSToKeR]

God created it.

[ganjagirl2000]

dude, that doesn't help me. lol
i have to make sumthing up
but thx very much anyway xoxoxo

[nickx760]

take some adderal and smoke a bowl, i used to get the best ideas when i did that

edit: say that we are all aliens from another planet...but we just dont know it...idk

[ermitonto]

Yeah, just use the Bible. Then there's always Last Thursdayism, which states that the world spontaneously came into existence last Thursday, with memories implanted in everybody's head of events before last Thursday.

http://web.archive.org/web/199904201...a/thursday.htm

[ganjagirl2000]

thx dude, but i have to come up with a brand new story

[seedbare]

It was the aliens they spliced together dna from a chimpanzee and themselves and created a relatively dumb subservient slave. there is actual evidence that our brains originally were all 1 and not in 2 halves this is the genetic alteration get our brains back together without the 2 halves and we will be like the creator the aliens, but only marginally so because remember we our 98.6 percent chimpanzee.

[ermitonto]

How about this. Earth is just an experiment by a race of aliens who wanted styrofoam. So they created a world with some intelligent apes who would eventually nuke themselves to death. And then the aliens will come and pick up all the styrofoam when we're gone.

[ganjagirl2000]

nice thaz awesum dude
still giv me ideas so i can try things on plz
thx guys
u rok!

[ermitonto]

Also, they invented fire so they could toke up.