need a ficticious theory on how the world, fire, man, and civillization were created

[GHoSToKeR]

Awesome link, ermitonto. +lol+ @ Last Thursdayism

GHoSToKeR Reviewed by GHoSToKeR on 10-02-2005. need a ficticious theory on how the world, fire, man, and civillization were created in english this is my assignment plz help me out u guys. give me sum ideas! plz??????? :p :p :D :) Rating: 5

[ganjagirl2000]

nice ghost like the last thursdayism. lol
very creative

[Ganj]

God created it.

that's just excellent!
you should use this, ganjagirl. i'm sure it'll be a great jaw-dropper in class.

[kontrol87]

I think when we go to mars we should send a stoner to plant a weed seed. Then it will be the first life on mars and it will provide oxygen and then stoners will go to mars and weed will be legal and everyone will blaze and i will live there.

[GHoSToKeR]

Thanks but it was ermitonto who mentioned the Last Thursdayism thing... But i'm thinking of joining.. lol

[ganjagirl2000]

lol thaz awesum ermitonto

[NYCZILLESTROLLER]

There was a race before us that taught us everything but then we became to smart and killed all of them and the cavemen never passed the story down to us because it would make them seem like savages so they just took the credit for everything...or sumthin like that

[Ganj]

a giant space monster named, lord ilshgoff sneezed earth and all life that inhabits it out of his nose.

[ermitonto]

How about the world, fire, man and civilization are just figments of your imagination. In reality, you are the only creature that actually exists and undergoing a very prolonged intense hallucination.

[gildong.]

a mystical rabbit had to go pooopoo and went in her toilet..(rabbit poop is a perfect circle) so she pooped the world out you see..and it sat in her toilet spinning and spinning in the mystical water(galaxy)then as it span in the toilet for days, it began to grow bacteria(animals), mold(plantation), and germs(humans)!!! as it span and span in the mystical water(galaxy), it grew in population and etc...we are still in that toliet at this very moment...so respect bunnies..dont eat em :].................................................. .................................................. ..........................................im high...the universe is ur neighbor..??