DEATHMATCH 2005: NULLIRIFIC VS. TOROG

[yocass]

torogs from texas... they love their gun laws... need I say more?

yocass Reviewed by yocass on 10-03-2005. DEATHMATCH 2005: NULLIRIFIC VS. TOROG PLACE YOUR BETS AND WEAR EXPENDABLE CLOTHES THIS ONE MAY STAIN FABRICS the contestants are kidnapped at night, tortured forawhile to get them pissed off, then their weed is taken away to make them more angry. kinda like a republican! a week later, the contestants are given weapons and put into a ring together. but why should they kill each other? why not work as a team? BECAUSE THATS NOT AS FUN TO WATCH so only the winner gets to have a brand new house filled with kind bud, herb, Rating: 5

[death of sXe]

"obliterate" would of been a better word than "smash". my bad.

[Melton420]

defin. torog

[Canadabis]

Torog all the way.
Man>boy any day of the week.

[Sgt. Pepper]

My money's on Torog.

[death of sXe]

The contestants enter the ring. The bell rings, signalling the fight to begin.

Torog scratches his head and offers Nulliffic a bong hit. As they toke up, Null brings up some deep stoner philosophy. Eventually Torog becomes angry and clubs Null with the empty bong. As blood escapes Nulls cracked skull Torog brings out yet another bong. The crowd cheers.
Torog begins puffing away at some kind bud, casually sitting on Null's dying body.
Suddenly, Nulliffic regains conciousness and says something like STFU!! Torog, tripping off some psychedelic skunk, grasps his heart and falls over, eyes rolling into the back of his head.
Nulliffic is the winner!!!! The crowd cheers again, satisfied with their gruesome entertainment.
Two hot bitches present the brain damaged winner with some mad skunk!! :dance: imp: :dance:

[DanseMacabre]

So who won?

[death of sXe]

&^@#$&*@$^*@$&*$@

[DanseMacabre]

Well, I say we have a recount. Torog, if you've got a brother can you get him to do it.. That way we know it'll be fair.

[rastabill89]

my money is on torog