liek where wouidl i get someomne to say "sure little boy, u can use myporst boz to orsder a bong to~ have fun!" yea that would t aheppen. iwish idd would tho.
Umm...do you have any friends whose parents don't mind they smoke? Know anyone in college? You could also rent a P.O. box.

By the way, it's normal for the glass to get burnt. That's the downfall of the lightbulb method. You can change the bulb or deal with the bad taste.