i rarely need spell check. even though my state is testing me to make sure i know english just because i'm mexican (i'm not lying), i speak/read/write better english than most americans. and don't say anything about the grammar of my posts because i'm just trying to move quickly. anyway...last time i got high at Homecoming (the game, not the dance), i spent a long time keeping my friend calm because his dad one of our school's cops (they call him the bounty hunter because he's just...evil...and he's an exceptional cop). every time a car passed us he went "oh fuck that was my dad! i bet he could smell the weed from his car! i can't go to court *sprays self with 5 squirts of potent cologne*" he used half my goddamn thing of cologne