one last chance for smoove

[mikeandjenherbals]

If you knew how much pain I am in while I write this column, you would read it all the way to the end and be moved by the heartache in every word. Each sentence contains the pain of my soul, and in particular the part of the soul that yearns for you but has been pushed aside.

I know that the last time we saw each other, you said you never wanted to see Smoove again. I know you have not responded to my e-mails, text messages, phone calls, faxes, or shouts from the street. I know you say you have another man who treats you better than Smoove. If it didn't hurt so much, I would laugh at this statement.

Do you not remember the magic we shared while we were together? When we touched, it was like we were floating on air, and we would float there all night until the sun came up. Do you really not remember this magic? Your new man cannot create this type of magic for you, because you and I are bound by a powerful force.

Can your new man make your whole body tingle with pleasure from a single kiss to your neck? Does your new man blindfold you and take you to another level of sensual experiences? Does your new man always smell as though he has just stepped out of the shower? Girl, you need that magic in your life again.

I know that I have already stated this, but this man is not right for you.

You say this man treats you like a princess, but didn't Smoove treat you like a queen? You say this man buys you jewelry and assorted designer handbags, but didn't Smoove buy you whatever your heart desired? You say this man takes you out on the town, but didn't Smoove also take you to the finest restaurants in the tri-county area, in addition to preparing you home-cooked meals using unusual gourmet mushrooms?

I know I can make things like they were. Give Smoove another chanceâ??just one more chance, girl. I know I can make you forget about this handbag-giving man. If you would only listen to my apologies, you would know how serious I am about getting you back. Accept the gifts of chocolate, silken evening gowns, and flowers, and you will see how much I care. Only one glance at the price tag on any of these high-quality items should make you leave this man and run back to my waiting arms.

Please let me know if my words have touched your heart. Promise you will pick up the phone when I call. I don't think my soul can take the news that another message has gone unheard or deleted.

Just give me one evening. That is all I will need to make you love me again. You don't have to tell your man that we are meeting. If you wish, you could tell him that you are spending an evening alone with a friend, or that you are visiting a sick relative, or that you won a coupon for an evening at an overnight spa. Whichever of the three you choose, please make it soon. I cannot wait to drink in the loveliness that you have kept from me for so long.

Also, I'd like to smell your hair. You use the finest shampoo. As you know, I purchased a bottle of it for your use when at my home, but the scent of the shampoo is not the same unless it is mixed in with your hair. Smoove knows this.

You may be wondering how I plan to win you back in only one night, when there were so many problems between us. As this evening must be the most magical, sensual, and perfect night of your entire life, I will keep the details of it a secret in order to bring your arousal to its highest peak.

As a teaser, I will say that a few things will, without a doubt, occur. First, I will compliment you and express sincere regret over what happened between us. I will extend feelings of tenderness and warmth. Then, we will reminisce about the good times that we once shared. Dinner, which will have been carefully prepared over the course of the previous 24 hours, will be served at around 8. During dinner, as well as afterward, we will drink the finest wine from the best wine-producing regions of Australia. Or, if that wine does not meet your exacting standards, I will provide backup wines from the finest wine-producing regions of Chile, France, California, and Germany. There will also be warm appetizers.

After dinner, I will hit you doggy-style. This doggy-style sexing will last all night long. I remember that this is the way that you like it.

If this night of intriguing possibility does not warm your heart, then perhaps you are truly lost to me. But Smoove still has hope in his heart that this one last effort to win back your love will work. If you only would pick up that phone, I know it would succeed.

Perhaps I am wrong. Perhaps this other man possesses qualities that Smoove does not know about. From what I hear, you two often go to the movies together. Perhaps he has an unlimited pass at the theater or friends who work at the box office and give you two a discount. In spite of your new man's apparent wealth of movie passes, I beg you to give me one more chance. If you do not like the idea of the evening I described above and would rather just go to the movies, we can do that, too. We can do whatever your heart truly desires. I know I can make things right again.

You have my cell-phone number if you wish to call.

smoove

mikeandjenherbals Reviewed by mikeandjenherbals on 10-02-2005. one last chance for smoove If you knew how much pain I am in while I write this column, you would read it all the way to the end and be moved by the heartache in every word. Each sentence contains the pain of my soul, and in particular the part of the soul that yearns for you but has been pushed aside. I know that the last time we saw each other, you said you never wanted to see Smoove again. I know you have not responded to my e-mails, text messages, phone calls, faxes, or shouts from the street. I know you say you Rating: 5

[nickx760]

ummm i feel stupid for reading that

some parts i did enjoy

"Also, I'd like to smell your hair"

"After dinner, I will hit you doggy-style. This doggy-style sexing will last all night long"

HAHAHA wat a fag

[HighTimeStoner]

Give him a chance any man that writes all that can't be right without you.
Money isnt the way to a womans heart tho so if you are expecting to buy her things and her love you again then I think you will be sadly disappointed.
Unless she is a shallow pool of self love.



Edit:/\/\/\/\Nick no need to be a dick just because it rhymes.

[nickx760]

why did he post this on the internet? the internet has enough crap on it

[nickx760]

i wasnt being a dick

[HighTimeStoner]

Perhaps his love reads these boards and maybe she wont talk to him in person or on the phone but just maybe will read the post /shrug who cares.
Just no need to be a dick about it.
After all you are the one who read it.

[nickx760]

i wasnt being a dick, the parts i quoted are fucking gay

[StarcommanderX]

i have to say, mikeandjenherbals, you are more flaming than clay aiken himself. i only read the first paragraph when i began to vomit with disgust!!! what a bunch of pussy shit!!! you homosexual ...fag!!! and shut up hightimestoner, your from kentucky, so nothing you say is important, your opinions dont matter!!!! mine do.

[HighTimeStoner]

i wasnt being a dick, the parts i quoted are fucking gay

Have you ever talked to someone so stupid it made you dumber talking to them?

Sometimes people do and say stupid shit we just dont tell em about it.

Doing so is being a "dick" even if they do deserve it.

Edit: Starcommander I would rather be in Kentucky we have weed here

[nickx760]

i have to say, mikeandjenherbals, you are more flaming than clay aiken himself. i only read the first paragraph when i began to vomit with disgust!!! what a bunch of pussy shit!!! you homosexual ...fag!!! and shut up hightimestoner, your from kentucky, so nothing you say is important, your opinions dont matter!!!! mine do.

see im not the only one who thinks mikeandjenherblas is a fag