one last chance for smoove

[Canadabis]

you could buy me designer things.
I like designer things.
And chocolate, and instead of a purse or handbag what about a "european carry all"
Maybe the other guy is a functionally illiterate deaf mute with a trust fund, rubber stamp chequing account and a 3lb cock. Compete with that!

I feel your pain, and I can empathise, the fear of loss makes me strike out with my whip tongue and vulgar humour. I like beer.

[mikeandjenherbals]

its the same guy writes for mad tv the original ladies man "I have brought you here to hit it doggie style..."
sure mention the boy bands and not the goat porn

[nickx760]

HOW DID YOU KNOW I LIKED BOY BANDS?

[mikeandjenherbals]

google searched for open directories with your gangster photo with a wild card, then refrenced the results with stuff I took from what you have posted, your ip has been posted in every gay, lesbian dating site google could find along with the profile I made for you. cheers p.s. I used one of the photos from <my pics> eerr your pics

[kuulbns]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[buddymyfriend]

Lol! Why hasn't this hater been booted yet? Come on mods put the bong down and pull ya fingers out!

Peace

Buddy

[Az.]

google searched for open directories with your gangster photo with a wild card, then refrenced the results with stuff I took from what you have posted, your ip has been posted in every gay, lesbian dating site google could find along with the profile I made for you. cheers p.s. I used one of the photos from <my pics> eerr your pics

You can do that!!
im reading that site you posted but am havuing a hard time following it stoned...ill read it again tomorrow....
how interesting....

[NightProwler]

google searched for open directories with your gangster photo with a wild card, then refrenced the results with stuff I took from what you have posted, your ip has been posted in every gay, lesbian dating site google could find along with the profile I made for you. cheers p.s. I used one of the photos from <my pics> eerr your pics

wow

[BUZz UK]

If you knew how much pain I am in while I write this column, you would read it all the way to the end and be moved by the heartache in every word. Each sentence contains the pain of my soul, and in particular the part of the soul that yearns for you but has been pushed aside.

I know that the last time we saw each other, you said you never wanted to see Smoove again. I know you have not responded to my e-mails, text messages, phone calls, faxes, or shouts from the street. I know you say you have another man who treats you better than Smoove. If it didn't hurt so much, I would laugh at this statement.

Do you not remember the magic we shared while we were together? When we touched, it was like we were floating on air, and we would float there all night until the sun came up. Do you really not remember this magic? Your new man cannot create this type of magic for you, because you and I are bound by a powerful force.

Can your new man make your whole body tingle with pleasure from a single kiss to your neck? Does your new man blindfold you and take you to another level of sensual experiences? Does your new man always smell as though he has just stepped out of the shower? Girl, you need that magic in your life again.

I know that I have already stated this, but this man is not right for you.

You say this man treats you like a princess, but didn't Smoove treat you like a queen? You say this man buys you jewelry and assorted designer handbags, but didn't Smoove buy you whatever your heart desired? You say this man takes you out on the town, but didn't Smoove also take you to the finest restaurants in the tri-county area, in addition to preparing you home-cooked meals using unusual gourmet mushrooms?

I know I can make things like they were. Give Smoove another chanceâ??just one more chance, girl. I know I can make you forget about this handbag-giving man. If you would only listen to my apologies, you would know how serious I am about getting you back. Accept the gifts of chocolate, silken evening gowns, and flowers, and you will see how much I care. Only one glance at the price tag on any of these high-quality items should make you leave this man and run back to my waiting arms.

Please let me know if my words have touched your heart. Promise you will pick up the phone when I call. I don't think my soul can take the news that another message has gone unheard or deleted.

Just give me one evening. That is all I will need to make you love me again. You don't have to tell your man that we are meeting. If you wish, you could tell him that you are spending an evening alone with a friend, or that you are visiting a sick relative, or that you won a coupon for an evening at an overnight spa. Whichever of the three you choose, please make it soon. I cannot wait to drink in the loveliness that you have kept from me for so long.

Also, I'd like to smell your hair. You use the finest shampoo. As you know, I purchased a bottle of it for your use when at my home, but the scent of the shampoo is not the same unless it is mixed in with your hair. Smoove knows this.

You may be wondering how I plan to win you back in only one night, when there were so many problems between us. As this evening must be the most magical, sensual, and perfect night of your entire life, I will keep the details of it a secret in order to bring your arousal to its highest peak.

As a teaser, I will say that a few things will, without a doubt, occur. First, I will compliment you and express sincere regret over what happened between us. I will extend feelings of tenderness and warmth. Then, we will reminisce about the good times that we once shared. Dinner, which will have been carefully prepared over the course of the previous 24 hours, will be served at around 8. During dinner, as well as afterward, we will drink the finest wine from the best wine-producing regions of Australia. Or, if that wine does not meet your exacting standards, I will provide backup wines from the finest wine-producing regions of Chile, France, California, and Germany. There will also be warm appetizers.

After dinner, I will hit you doggy-style. This doggy-style sexing will last all night long. I remember that this is the way that you like it.

If this night of intriguing possibility does not warm your heart, then perhaps you are truly lost to me. But Smoove still has hope in his heart that this one last effort to win back your love will work. If you only would pick up that phone, I know it would succeed.

Perhaps I am wrong. Perhaps this other man possesses qualities that Smoove does not know about. From what I hear, you two often go to the movies together. Perhaps he has an unlimited pass at the theater or friends who work at the box office and give you two a discount. In spite of your new man's apparent wealth of movie passes, I beg you to give me one more chance. If you do not like the idea of the evening I described above and would rather just go to the movies, we can do that, too. We can do whatever your heart truly desires. I know I can make things right again.

You have my cell-phone number if you wish to call.

smoove

lol, that was funny man, you should write comedy...

[nickx760]

google searched for open directories with your gangster photo with a wild card, then refrenced the results with stuff I took from what you have posted, your ip has been posted in every gay, lesbian dating site google could find along with the profile I made for you. cheers p.s. I used one of the photos from <my pics> eerr your pics

so u took a picture off of my computer from a folder called my pics?