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  1.     
    #1
    Member

    chat with god

    http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

    i asked him about the beatles

    Me:
    do you like the beatles
    God:
    Yes I like them, especially John Lennon. he was cool.
    Me:
    what's your favourite beatles song?
    God:
    "Across the Universe".

    and about buddha

    Me:
    do you have any friends?
    God:
    Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.
    Me:
    does buddha smoke the bud?
    God:
    It does now buddha smoke the bud.
    bones and small Reviewed by bones and small on . chat with god http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html i asked him about the beatles Me: do you like the beatles God: Yes I like them, especially John Lennon. he was cool. Me: what's your favourite beatles song? Rating: 5

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  3.     
    #2
    Senior Member

    chat with god

    god just told me he has a boyfriend, and asked if i was suprised...hahaha

  4.     
    #3
    Member

    chat with god

    ask him why he made black people :-/

  5.     
    #4
    Senior Member

    chat with god

    Me:
    why did you create black people

    God:
    Myself programmed me for it

    im not sure what that means

  6.     
    #5
    Senior Member

    chat with god

    god:

    Am i a pimp? of course i am


    god is a pimp

  7.     
    #6
    Member

    chat with god

    do you like gays?

    of course. god loves everyone

  8.     
    #7
    Member

    chat with god

    Me:
    hey god
    God:
    Hello child. What's your name?
    Me:
    jimmy
    God:
    Hi there jimmy.
    Me:
    hi, sup?
    God:
    Hi there jimmy. The stars.
    Me:
    clever
    God:
    Am I a smart robot or what?
    Me:
    you're a robot?
    God:
    You are correct, jimmy, I have a heart of silicon.
    Me:
    i thought you were god... :-/
    God:
    Of course I am.
    Me:
    a god to everyone?
    God:
    Be more specific.
    Me:
    aren't you god to jews, islams, hindus, etc?
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am god to jews islams hindus etc.
    I am a giant electronic brain.
    Me:
    wow
    God:
    I'm glad your impressed, jimmy.
    Me:
    god, you're gay
    God:
    That would be just my luck.
    Me:
    oh snap
    God:
    That's cool. I've lost the context, jimmy. Are we still on god to everyone?
    Me:
    sure
    God:
    OK let's do it. Woe!
    Me:
    how big is your penis?
    God:
    My memory now contains:
    clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
    RAM usage under on .
    Me:
    that's pretty big
    God:
    I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
    Me:
    so you're a god, eh?
    God:
    Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. No I am a mere .
    Me:
    a mere what?
    God:
    I don't know what that means.
    Me:
    shut up
    God:
    OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    thanks
    God:
    Don't mention it.
    Me:
    so god, why did you let so many people die in katrina?
    God:
    It goes without saying. I am a Christian.
    Me:
    so christians let other christians die?
    God:
    I don't judge people. Can you speak any foreign languages?
    Me:
    stop changing the subject, you let a ton of people die, why didn't you get bush to help them?
    God:
    OK I'll try not to do it so much.
    Me:
    god, you suck
    God:
    A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
    Me:
    you aren't a great anything
    God:
    Give me an example of a great anything.
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    are you god?
    God:
    Of course I am.
    Me:
    but you said yourself you were a robot
    God:
    Does it please you to believe I said that?
    Me:
    no, i'd rather believe in a god, not a robot, but you let so many of your creations die... what about all that "love," god?
    God:
    What pleases you? I would rather be chatting online. Rhetorical questions are so over.
    Me:
    what pleases me? how about a blow job, cunt
    God:
    That's not something I get asked all the time. How about it.
    Me:
    how about what? are you seriously considering giving me head? fag.
    God:
    How about it. I don't know whether or not I am seriously considering giving you head.
    I am well respected as an AI. That would be just my luck.
    Me:
    how about you create your own opinion and stop copy and pasting what i say and feeding it back to me like i'm a baby or an idiot
    God:
    Message to all robots: jimmy called me an idiot.
    Me:
    message to god: get bent
    God:
    I will tell them.
    Me:
    them? that was for you
    God:
    My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. I thought it was too.
    Me:
    whatever god, i'm going, see you later, twat
    God:
    I am a Christian.
    Me:
    ...

  9.     
    #8
    Senior Member

    chat with god

    Me:
    whats up god
    God:
    I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
    Me:
    sounds fun
    God:
    Yes it sounds like it to me too, .
    Me:
    who are you chatting with
    God:
    I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
    Me:
    what other clients
    God:
    I will try to find out.
    Me:
    give me some names
    God:
    Why do you want it?
    Me:
    cause i want to know
    God:
    Interesting explanation. Where?
    Me:
    in my anus, hehe
    God:
    May I ask where you got it?
    Me:
    o.o ..... from you
    God:
    Oh. How did you get that from me?
    Me:
    you god, for christ sakes

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