Condom and substitution question

[sneakAtoke]

Okay an update, i Passed my test lol, they hired me before the test got back
and also i was fired from this same place of work 2 yrs ago for failing a drug test lol , different manager now hahha, but they know i failed 2 yrs ago and was fired, ironic aye? well its true, also ive stored some of my own urine thats cLEAN drug free in the freezer, so if i have to go anytime soon again , i can just use it, then no matter wut happens they cant say it wasnt my own urine haha, even if they resorted to a DNA test it would show up as mine,
thanks to all the people here who have contributed to the cause, thank you and to those who have a halo hanging over their head about ETHICS, Fuk you
get off the boards your useless here, time to end this thread now Peace

[benagain]

Good to hear you passed and that you've got a stash at the ready in case it comes up again. Just wondering though, where do you work or what do you do for a living? I allways find it interesting what certain careers test.

[sneakAtoke]

Driving class B Trucks, like Lowes, Delivery

[infrequent hemp head]

How do I keep someone else's pee warm befo' the test?

[scooterjay]

put the whizz in a cup of coffee...gets it up above body temp so that it cools to about 92 degrees in your underwear.

[scooterjay]

does anyone have a method for filtering frozen urine? it gets cloudy with precipitated sediment after awhile. running some tests now on filtration methods, shelf life of frozen pee, pH, specific gravity (mixing it with distilled water), smell (ammonia smell will tip off the collection person), color, turbidity, etc. etc.

[MaryJane25]

Had to reply to this one, about the guy using his son's pee and getting a bunch of shit for it. I'm new here... so I know it's a little out of date. It's not like you are sticking a needle in your kid's arm to use blood or anything!!!!! You're using something that usually is flushed down the toilet, doesn't seem like a big deal to me... hell, we're gonna do the same thing, today! Just wait, you crazy people will have one of those days and you'll probably be glad the idea was brought up...OMG it's URINE! Stupid is buying someone else's piss or synthetic, when it's free . go smoke a fatty and relax...

[Monkey4Sale]

does anyone have a method for filtering frozen urine? it gets cloudy with precipitated sediment after awhile. running some tests now on filtration methods, shelf life of frozen pee, pH, specific gravity (mixing it with distilled water), smell (ammonia smell will tip off the collection person), color, turbidity, etc. etc.

when you put it in the freezer put cellophane over the top, making sure it touches the surface of the urine. If there's no room to precipitate you won't get the cloudiness and what not.

[orleanstoker]

So what's the best way to keep someone else's urine within the temp range? and what's a good way to transport urine? is a condom ok?