You should buy yourself one of those #1 Dad cups because this is the funniest shit I've ever heard.


"Hey Jimmy Jr. Piss in the damn cup or no cake and ice cream!"

He's just a kid man...you could be scarring him for life. What if he thinks daddy drinks my urine? Or daddy pours my urine on mommy and spanks her?

Or wait..nevermind..only I have sick thoughts like that.

/rant sorry.
STDzRus Reviewed by STDzRus on . Condom and substitution question took test monday 9-26, used my sons urine, but it was a lubricated condom and i made 1 mistake, i forgot to wash the inside of it out, so has anyone else done this? will they find other stuff in there from the lubrication ? everything else went smooth though, temp, ect....was my first time subbing so i was a little jittery, just made that one mistake though.. Rating: 5