You should buy yourself one of those #1 Dad cups because this is the funniest shit I've ever heard.


"Hey Jimmy Jr. Piss in the damn cup or no cake and ice cream!"

He's just a kid man...you could be scarring him for life. What if he thinks daddy drinks my urine? Or daddy pours my urine on mommy and spanks her?

Or wait..nevermind..only I have sick thoughts like that.

/rant sorry.