uhh yyaaaa mannn... just blazed and was thinkin heres my explanation to over 2000 years of strate up BULLSHIT!

haha ya man ya see Jesus,, well haha he was trippin, you see when he spoke to "god" or w/e the fuck he did, he was just buggin out man he was high as fuck so he was hearin shit and gettin paronoid at first... then he mellowed out and was like "hey guys uhh ya man this dude ya his names god hes my buddy and like my moms a fuckin virgin or somethin so i guess you could say hes my dad and ya man hes awesome, he tells me wat to do, but its weird, i can only talk to him for like a couple hours at a time then he goes away" YA holy shit jesus are u stupid!?
haha no man he "goes away" b/c ur not stoned anymore. u were trippin balls all over the place and hearin shit u crazy babbooon knoker!

u get it ppl its all just some crazy stoner talkin out of his ass with some bored ppl lsitenin and pickin up on it! now i havent read the bible myself but i get to "jist" or w/e of the whole chrisitianity stuff. u ppl need to chill out, you say u hate weed and drugs, but jesus was bakin and puffin all day and loved o mighty' loved his liquor and magical shrooms. you christianans take orders from a strate up cloudhead so i cant wait til u all relize it

well, ive def. had enough smokin for tonite (since ive already taken 5 g-bong hits and smoked a blunt of this tropical dro) but hey... im gonna go with my roommate and smoke some more then we'll think about this shit again and report back !!

btw it was my friend tlakin and me typenin the whole time ahha it was like our converstatoin i forget i was typin pretty funny we were laughin our ass off. i guess i beter press this button and get this thread launched off... well here it goes 3, 2 , 1 , ok er ya go..
ilovelife Reviewed by ilovelife on . time to explain a lil buddy named "jesus" uhh yyaaaa mannn... just blazed and was thinkin heres my explanation to over 2000 years of strate up BULLSHIT! :p haha ya man ya see Jesus,, well haha he was trippin, you see when he spoke to "god" or w/e the fuck he did, he was just buggin out man he was high as fuck so he was hearin shit and gettin paronoid at first... then he mellowed out and was like "hey guys uhh ya man this dude ya his names god hes my buddy and like my moms a fuckin virgin or somethin so i guess you could say hes my Rating: 5