How did you tell your parents you smoke/how did they find out and how did they react?

[Archeen]

told my mum a couple of months before my 17th birthday i think. I`d had a drink an she asked me straight ,so i told her, an showed her a rather tasty bit of black that was doin the rounds at the time, only I may add, because she thought hash was powder that was injected , I`m now 34 an I think she realises I`m no junkie my father an I have never really broached the subject of dope smokin theres sort of an unwritten rule there but my mums still a bit "OH NO,,OH NO...HE`S ON DRUGS" bless her...

[ADaisyChain]

I smoked in my room all the time, and I was just kind enough to shove my bong behind my computer when she'd come in so that we wouldn't have to talk about it. She knew, I knew she knew, she knew I knew she knew, and I knew that too.

Eventually I come home after eating a ridiculous amount of amanita muscarias and im puking all over myself every 10 minutes, and she says "stick to just smoking pot, and from now on do it outside"

And we smoked a joint together once and watched a movie and my mom goofy when high, but so fun. Her cell phone would beep like every minute and she'd walk around looking for it and eventually she found out it was in her pocket. lol, she hadn't been stoned in like 10 years though she said so I was glad I got her high. ^^

[hippiefolk]

i was talkin with my mom and we were talkin about drugs and shit, and she was like "do you smoke" and i was all, yea. she said that she didnt blame me and that she did it all the time in high school and college. she just said that she didnt want me smokin like...every day. but i only do it like 3 times a month anyways so i was cool with that

[IlikeBongs]

dude im 13. i got caught like 2wice i guess. the first time was for stealing me moms Ziplock bag. she was mad because she didint think i knew how unharmful the drug is and she was like do u smoke and im like i tried it a couple times. ( iw ish i told her the truth wich was "yea ive gotten high more than 100 times in the past 2 months") but anyway the second time was when i got suspended and arrested for possesion in school cuz i got caught smoking in the bathroom.they just said that if i got good grades i could toke witht hem but scince i get d's (always have) i have to wait till collage or senior high school. when im a parent ima let me kid smoke at any age, and ima teach him how to be responsible about it and how to not get caugt and all. and ill let him bring over whoever he wants cuz if the parents call ill just be like, ur sons smoking too, who the hell are you to talk? and they cant drive or do anything else besides Thizz, Shrooms, and weed until there 18

[Pride]

It's kinda hasrh for me but I can deal with it..
My dad caught my friend and I smoking sorta.. he just came by and asked if I could smell something burning. I said no and he shrugged.

My friend left and I was alone. Decided to have a bowl for myself. But my dad caught me right after I finished taking a hit and asked what that burning smell was. I told him it was 'special tobacco' lol! And he said "well thank god it's not marijuana, that stuff is DANGEROUS!"

He took the pipe and found out right away what it was and gave me a short talk about how it's dangerous and will destroy me and so on.
He said he was gonna have a talk with my mom so I waited in my room nervous outta my mind.
My dad came in and told me to come to their room.

They asked who I got it from (I simply said I wouldn't say)
How long I've been doing it (I said since beginning of school year which was true.. I was a senior in hs at the time)
Then my dad asked why I do it.
I was really nervous and high and didn't really have good answers. lol.. so I said "I dunno..... bored?"
He told me I was a 'classic case' of a drug addict. I was so insulted and sad that my stomach was hurting like hell but I think it was cause of the listerine pocket I had to cover my bad breath.

He also said he'd make me go to rehab if I kept smoking.
Then told me how weed is dangerous cause its 7 times stronger since the 70s.
This kept going on.. it was horrible.

My dad doesn't seem to care much any more but my mom still does.
I was doing well in school but everytime I did bad in something they immedietly blame pot.

To top it off, my gf HATES weed probably more than my parents. After my long fucking post about how my parents react to weed, I bet you can't imagine my gf after saying she hates weed MORE THAN MY FUCKIN PARENTS!

If you really wanna know.. this is how she went berserk on me.

I called her up on the phone the day before my birthday:

I have a question..
What?
Do you like...
?
Um, never mind it's nothing.
No tell me!
It's nothing! I know you don't like it!
WHAT?
Nothing!!
Just tell me, please!!
ok.. do you like... marijuana?
......................WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

She was so shocked and pissed that she broke up with me on the spot and she cried.
Horrible....
But I got her back on the phone and we talked until we were ok.
The very next day my parents were gone and it was my birthday but it was kinda ruined because of our argument from the day before. She brought up weed in a conversation and told me how her friend was so addicted to weed that he killed himself after he couldn't find any more weed. She basically told me everything this country tried to tell us back in the 20s and 30s.
The situation was so crazy I just had to tell her that I quit and never did it anymore (which is a big ass lie). She believed me luckily.

All was solved when I gave her good sex. In the middle of it she stopped and wanted to say she was sorry.

It's all so strange cause she's kind of a heavy drinker...
So now whenever she catches me when I'm talking to her on the phone talking too weird, she asks if I was drinking. I was so relieved and just said yes and she got cheerful about it. If I had said I was high she would break up with me.
It's funny cause she told me that weed is a 'drug' and after explaining to her that so is alcohol, she strongly disagreed.

God I want a gf that smokes weed. I don't wanna break up with my current gf cause I would feel like a drug addict if I wanted to break up with her simply cause I wanna do drugs without worrying about her. But... I love her.
Crazy world we live in.