Poetry

[Edgar]

Oh, did you want original material? No- no, I dont do original, you dig?

that poem was quoted from the simpsons. (or atleast it should have been quoted...)

[flamingskullballs]

OH, snowball, i remember now

[beachguy in thongs]

I sat here, one day, watching the simpsons
The one where Bart sits next to Homer and pinches him.
Then Lisa came 'round
And then Marge found
the reason we still watch the simpsons

[welddiver]

Roses are Red
Pennies are Copper
It takes two hands
to hold my Whopper!!.........

[flamingskullballs]

hahaha

heres a nursery ryme for the children:

There once was a man who had a snake,
the snake got out of its cage,
he slid into a hole,
pumped it full,
cream came pouring after.

i should write childrens books man...

[BlazinHaze]

y'all are so deep and in touch witth your emotions

[beachguy in thongs]

in touch, emotions y'all our deep
With so your deep touch in emotions so y'all
Emotions y'all deep and in touch
With so y'all touch emotions deep
Deep emotions y'all touch

[robert42]

deep

[buddymyfriend]

Thought id share another:

A Naughty Little Poem


She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!

[robert42]

^i like that.. nice...