Guys who are shaven.

[beachguy in thongs]

True, that afternoon, the doc cut my nutsack open in his office -- while Mrs. Byker was standing there, holding my hand, bless'er soul! -- but by that time I'd had a local anesthetic and enough Valium in me to make a meth-head fall asleep at a Green Day concert ...

Thanks for the play-by-play, I'll be sure NEVER to put myself in that situation. Thanks, again.