Stupidest Thing You've Done Stoned...

[Rarrr]

I once ate 9 of these insomnia tablets. Apparently you only needed 3 for the desired affect. I ended up walking walking about 5 kms (3miles) and the whole way i felt like i was going to throw up and die. Had double vision, it was as if i was extremely drunk. Word of advice, NEVER take prescription drugs unless they are yours and never take them in high doses.

[KoRnStaR]

walking into a gasstation, blazed as can be, knocking some stuff over..was horrible..i work at that place

I also tried to work register after blazing before I went to work...bad idea, gastation was tough as can be

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Yeah, i was high whilst working at the newsagents (only been there 4 days lol) and i short changed a guy (i swear i gave him the money). He needed £5 change, i'm sure i gave him £4 of it, and he said "hey that's not enough" so i gave him 2 more pounds, thinking i had given him £6 (only needed 5) and he said "Hey, what are you doing?!" and so i took £1 back (so i thought he had the right change, £5). He then began to give me the money back, and said "Can i just have a £5 note please?" so i gave it to him and he went on his way haha!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

No idea why i gave him £2 more, making it £6 lol..
I can't really remember all the details.. i was stoned

But yeah, that wasn't weed's fault, just me being half asleep ( 9:30am )

[KoRnStaR]

Yeah, i was high whilst working at the newsagents (only been there 4 days lol) and i short changed a guy (i swear i gave him the money). He needed £5 change, i'm sure i gave him £4 of it, and he said "hey that's not enough" so i gave him 2 more pounds, thinking i had given him £6 (only needed 5) and he said "Hey, what are you doing?!" and so i took £1 back (so i thought he had the right change, £5). He then began to give me the money back, and said "Can i just have a £5 note please?" so i gave it to him and he went on his way haha!

weed + register = disaster

I accidently typed in a 10,000 dollar payout to some dude who spent 10 dollars...oh my god.

My manager was pissed, because he had to fix all of this paper work

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Lol, i've like been given £10 note and pressed on the screen that i had been given £5, so i have shortchanged a couple of people like that, and one guy even said "What you going to use my £5 for, eh?!" so i said "What? I gave you the change back!" and then i realised what i had done, i gave him the right change and he said "Wake up before you come to work next time, eh"

On my second day there the manager and manageress were leaving and so there was some chocolate to munch on (i was high btw) and wine for cotton mouth lol, it was ace!

[kofrad]

Fell off my computer chair backwards once, Glad no1 was around 2 c it

I was leaning back on my already half broken computer chair, it fully broke, I fell back. It sucked. There were people around to see me fall too.

[jmaster]

Ok aomw morw dumb things:
Went to work blazed and I couldn't count money for people. I went to burgerking and started laughing my ass off in front of 20 people. I lite my thumb on fire for a minute and din't realize it until my finger was really burnt, I had to bandage it for a couple weeks.

[mellow mood]

i dont really remember doin something very stupid while stoned

maybe just search a lighter for 10mn when i finally see it is in my hands

[NYCZILLESTROLLER]

I've done that, wait until little red bumps come, HURTZ LIKE A BTICH