Why can't anybody pronounce my name right?

[beachguy in thongs]

I read your name right man. The same thing happends with me but its an honest mistake everyone makes: The name is Jaqueline not jacqueline, my name needs to be spoken (i almost wrote smokin lol) with a french accent. Thats the truth.

Hey Jacque-leen. Nice to meet you. I'm Chris and lost my virginity to a Jacqueline. I've been sober for nine-hours, or after I fell asleep because I was enraged at the balls-and-strikes called during last night's Yankee game. I think Jacquelyn was the correct spelling, yeah it is. In her case.