the unemployed crew

[BUZz UK]

except for when i'm sitting outside your house in my car, masturbating furiously...

[robert42]

lmao

That dont exactly stop you from rear ending yourself with the candle thought does it

[BUZz UK]

sometimes i sit on the gear stick too

[robert42]

was that what it was i wondered wt it was!...

the best one was when u stuck the jack up your arse and expanded it i never tought a car would be able to drive up someones arse but you expanded that jack full pelt !!!!

[BUZz UK]

yeah, it was only a nissan micra tho, they aint that big....the engine warmed my intestines

[robert42]

were'nt it the local corner shop owners car good old nissans


btw i got you apendix here ill put it to one side for u

[BUZz UK]

we truley are spam kings amongst men...

[robert42]

hahaha

but at least we do it in STYLE!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I can learn to drive (take lessons) on 3rd december yay!

[robert42]

^Shoots him before he learns to drive then dry humps his body