I remember the first time I got my friend to smoke pot. It was about a month after I started toking. He wanted to get drunk, but I never really got into alcohol. One day we were talking on the phone and he wanted to come over. He asked me if I had any alcohol and I just told him I had something really good. He asked if it was vodka, and I just said "better than that", which had him puzzled for several hours.

So when he got to my house, he was dying to find out what I had that was better than vodka. And I pulled out my sack. "Holy shit, where did you get that?" he asked. I told him, and the rest of that night is kind of a blur. Good times.