Oh shit none of you can beat mine, my thumb (nail included) was totally massacred by a hachet... (Me and my bro we're kindof fighting stoned and carelessly, flailing weapons and shit) I remember seeing bone and freaking out, but I just wrapped a shirt mad tight around it then went to the store for peroxide.. In which i had to submerge my thumb for a whole fucking minute. Then, 3 bandages and a month later, this is what I got. Lord knows how fucked up that nail is gonna grow.