Who's got the best Scar & story behind it?

[Ms420]

Thanks !!!

[SamoanLawyer]

i couldnt help myself
result of being hit by a car as a pedestrian, I went throught the windscreen and then bounced off sliding along the road catching all sorts of roadtar and broken glass. As you can see my nipple got split in two by a windscreen wiper
2 weeks out of hospital and i felt a lump in my tit, lol not breast cancer but when i pulled out a razor blade and sliced it open just under the scar tissue I found one of those pebbly bits of glass like when you shatter a windscreen its all pebbly, oh I also lost an eye. oh and notice the road tar still in the scar ffs

many many more scars on me, these are just a few ..................MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHaahahahaha

[RastaKaze]

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[mikeandjenherbals]

Union Ironworkers Building America since 1896, breaking ironworkers backs just as long. On one hand, I hurt all the time, will never be able to do the stuff I used too, may have to have a 3rd surgery, but on the other hand, I made a hell of a lot of money, met some cool people, traveled all over the western U.S.,built some cool shit and best of all now I grow my own meds

[tokosan]

I was shot by smugglers in the back. the surgery left a 3 inch purple scar down the small of my back.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I was shot by smugglers in the back. the surgery left a 3 inch purple scar down the small of my back.

Bollocks..

Me and my family were on holiday in Spain a few years ago (whole holiday was a fuck up, but that's a story for another time) and we were out at the swimming pool when the accident happened..

I stood backwards to the swimming pool, on the edge (my back to the water) and i tried to do a dive and a 180 degree turn in the air (and land in the water, like a normal dive, i did it countless times before). Just as i was about to jump, i turned and saw someone in the fucking way, i had just jumped, but to the right, so i didn't land on the spanish guy in the water, i then ended up hitting my head on the edge of the pool (about 1yard from where i was originally, that's how far i jumped to the right) then i must have moved my head out of the way and landed my whole weight on my right shoulder, also small cuts on my back.
Needless to say i was in the water, stunned, and moved over to the steps feeling numb haha.. My dad was near the steps, about to come in the water in case i passed out lol and said "are you ok?" so i said "yeah, just a bit dizzy."
Then when i climbed out, i put a towel round me with a bleeding head and shoulder, by the time we got inside the top of the towel was red with blood (favourite colour, i was happy lol), the lady in reception of the hotel got a liquid and cotton wool, when she put it on it stung like fuck, but she was hot and i could see down her top haha.

I have a scar on my head, and the cut on my shoulder turned into a lump (got it cut off a few months back, found out it was just loads of scar tissue (great song) lol)

I now have a big scar on my shoulder (pics coming up) and a lump (scar) on the side of the top of my head




Oh yeah (this'll be a long read) i also drank 1/4 bottle of rum, was riding my bike on my paper round and flew off into a main road, with cars swerving around me and just beeping at me, lying in the road, with a bike of top of me lol. I got a big cut on my right elbow, the scar has faded now, i also had loads of cuts all over me, broke my watch which came off and cut my wrist up lol but other than that i was fine (ripped, bloody shirt).

[Edgar]

spam

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

*settle it* ^^

[NightProwler]

oh I also lost an eye.

show us a picture, and you win

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Yeah, i'm guessing the eye thing was a joke, as it was so subtle at the end of the post haha, well done

You win... on wit!