just got busted, need some answers

[haphsaph]

how do i transport someone else's (or my dog's) piss?

the best way to transport it is to put the urine (heated to body temp if applicable) into a condom (CLEAN, RINSED OUT, AND DRY). Knot the open end, tie it to one of your front belt loops and let it hang on the inside of your jeans. Put a large safety pin on the inside hem of your shirt, and use it to poke a hole in the condom (poke a few). Then just squirt out the urine... this method also makes pee bubbles, so it looks authentic.

hope this is helpful.

[Burnt Toast]

Travel-size shampoo bottles or a kiddie-size Elmers glue bottle works a whole lot better than condoms or baggies, which are prone to rupture at the most inopportune time.
Make sure either type of bottle is thoroughly washed out.

Fish aquarium temp strips or baby forehead sticky temp strips can also be attached to the bottles to monitor sample temperature too.

[LegalizeItSLT]

i dont think that'll work.... im a dude, and im not putting anything in my ass

[lizka4200]

i think it wouldnt work for girl either..i cant see the condom not ripping