Quote Originally Posted by LegalizeItSLT
how do i transport someone else's (or my dog's) piss?
the best way to transport it is to put the urine (heated to body temp if applicable) into a condom (CLEAN, RINSED OUT, AND DRY). Knot the open end, tie it to one of your front belt loops and let it hang on the inside of your jeans. Put a large safety pin on the inside hem of your shirt, and use it to poke a hole in the condom (poke a few). Then just squirt out the urine... this method also makes pee bubbles, so it looks authentic.

hope this is helpful.