well, i took the test on Friday. My pee was so clear i figured one of three things would happen: 1) i'd manage to pass the test, 2) my pee was so diluted they'd call me back for another test, or 3) my efforts to clean out my system the week before were futile b/c i tested positive anyway.
So i go into work today, spend the whole day learning the ropes. I can tell my new boss friggin' loves me, and he's talking about all these projects he wants me working on with him.
Then, i'm on my way home from work and i get a message from my phone telling me i have a voicemail...
"Hi, this is a message for ____ from Wendy at the office of Dr. (Whatever the Hell his name was). The Doctor would like to speak to you about your test results. Plz call back between the hours of blah, blah, blah..."
So, like i said, im SO screwed. By the time i got the message, his office was closed. I have the day off tomorrow (Rosh Hashanah), so i'm gonna call the doctor in the A.M. and.......well, i dunno what the hell im gonna say or do....
one thing's for damn sure...i probably ain't going back to work on Wednesday