Turd cigarette

[Funkamander]

So, you don't have to shit beforehand? Even if you push REAL hard? You gotta be scientific about stuff like this, otherwise you'll never earn my respect.

Also, how quickly does it take? Is it light, drag, ploosh? Or slower? If you can take a shit before the cig, does the cig make it bigger? Stinkier? Greener? I wanna know!

[LonerStoner]

it's the nicotine that does it, works sort of like a laxative, but not in that scary nasty way

[highjinx]

woah im stoned! it just makes you need a shit ok!

[GHoSToKeR]

Yeah, I wanna know too.. I don't wanna have to sit on the crapper every time I wanna smoke a ciggie, ya know?

[Warlock]

Well, I wake up not needing to shit, I go downstairs, fire up the comp, spark up a cigarette & before im even half way through i have to shit really badly. It dont last for long, just a quick shit, its like... hard at 1st then some runny bits come out lol. Not like that without cig though

[highjinx]

aaaahh the mysteries of the shit cig???

[420purplehaze420]

Well, I wake up not needing to shit, I go downstairs, fire up the comp, spark up a cigarette & before im even half way through i have to shit really badly. It dont last for long, just a quick shit, its like... hard at 1st then some runny bits come out lol. Not like that without cig though

usually when i wake up regardless of if ive been smoking or not i have to shit its weird how the food you ate the day before feels the need to come out your ass almost daily

[bigel]

i bet if u go downstairs and go through ur normal routine without smokin the cig u will still take a shit.....i dont think the cig has anything to do with u taking a shit

[highjinx]

HEY!! never doubt the powers of the mystical shit cig!

[CanaBliss]

Yes, it has the same effects as Alcohol does to anyone that is addicted to the substance. Once you get "the fix", ur mind relaxes and ur muscles follow.