So, you don't have to shit beforehand? Even if you push REAL hard? You gotta be scientific about stuff like this, otherwise you'll never earn my respect.

Also, how quickly does it take? Is it light, drag, ploosh? Or slower? If you can take a shit before the cig, does the cig make it bigger? Stinkier? Greener? I wanna know!
Funkamander Reviewed by Funkamander on . Turd cigarette I always need to take a shit in the morning when I have my 1st cigarette. i think it's because the tobacco relaxes me. Anyone else need to polish off a steamy one after a cigarette? Rating: 5