Turd cigarette

[Warlock]

I always need to take a shit in the morning when I have my 1st cigarette. i think it's because the tobacco relaxes me.
Anyone else need to polish off a steamy one after a cigarette?

Warlock Reviewed by Warlock on 09-28-2005. Turd cigarette I always need to take a shit in the morning when I have my 1st cigarette. i think it's because the tobacco relaxes me. Anyone else need to polish off a steamy one after a cigarette? Rating: 5

[robert42]

ive shit myself before nuf said

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Haha @ Rob

[Warlock]

I have shat myself too, but I wasn't talking about that. Just normal poo poo with a cig.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Nah, I don't smoke cigs man

[GHoSToKeR]

I tried smoking a ciggie while on the toilet, but I was stoned and got the two confused. I ended up projectile vomiting all over my cigarette and sucking the toilet water up my ass.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Lol

[Warlock]

I tried smoking a ciggie while on the toilet, but I was stoned and got the two confused. I ended up projectile vomiting all over my cigarette and sucking the toilet water up my ass.

lol brilliant!

[highjinx]

i always wondered how a cig brings on a shit!

[Warlock]

It relaxes you doesn't it? So your ass muscles chill out too