Quote Originally Posted by ADaisyChain
I don't hate you in the slightest. I don't think you're funny, I don't know if anyone actually thinks your funny. Alot of people will feel sorry for people like you. I'm included in that group. You're an attention whore, and the bad kind. The kind who uses negativity to grub for any bit of someone glancing in your direction you can afford to purchase with it. And that's okay, we need people like you to make a message board a message board. Cannabis.com wouldn't be the same without the starcommanderx's, without the Warlocks, without the turkish terrorists who posts pictures of themselves pooping or their abnormally huge cock. But you will be banned, and you will be replaced. And it doesn't matter, because your goal isn't to be remembered in the long run, but to be noticed in the moment.

In short, you are a valued member of the boards, however temporary your stay. I just hope that someday you'll be a little bit less socially inept. And I trust that you will be. That doesn't mean I like you though. On the contrary, I think you're quite boring, and for the most part I tend to just flip past your posts without a second glance. Shit, to anyone, end of story.

I don't expect you to take my words to heart. You've got writing ability, you've got a brain, but what you clearly don't have is any recognition for it. And you're begging for it. Fucking begging. You're on hands and knees defecating down your left thigh asking for people to notice you. And we do. Against our wills. You don't leave us much of a choice with the type of negative posts you make.

In short: I hope you soon grow up. You're too smart to have such a pathetic sense of humor, and such a ridiculous need for attention.
I love your posts. If you ever wrote a book, I would buy a copy.