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[amydan420]

had to laugh about the whole tennis racket thing. Don't you end up with waffle marks on your ass! LOL

[Ganj]

Can I get a copy of your book?

you probably wouldn't like the whole book, but i can print you a copy of chapter five. which is giving people the benefit of the doubt.

[buddymyfriend]

had to laugh about the whole tennis racket thing. Don't you end up with waffle marks on your ass! LOL

Lol

Dont know ya either bro, but hey man i dont hate ya!!

Peace

Buddy

[NowhereMan]

i wont like the part about spanking your monkey

[somebody someone]

starcommander i think its down to you what kind of reception you get.

Depends how much you want to insult people,

they can be pretty funny tho, just dont be racist or nuthin and ur fine

[GHoSToKeR]

I love your threads and posts. They're fucking hilarious! Welcome back!!

[ADaisyChain]

I don't hate you in the slightest. I don't think you're funny, I don't know if anyone actually thinks your funny. Alot of people will feel sorry for people like you. I'm included in that group. You're an attention whore, and the bad kind. The kind who uses negativity to grub for any bit of someone glancing in your direction you can afford to purchase with it. And that's okay, we need people like you to make a message board a message board. Cannabis.com wouldn't be the same without the starcommanderx's, without the Warlocks, without the turkish terrorists who posts pictures of themselves pooping or their abnormally huge cock. But you will be banned, and you will be replaced. And it doesn't matter, because your goal isn't to be remembered in the long run, but to be noticed in the moment.

In short, you are a valued member of the boards, however temporary your stay. I just hope that someday you'll be a little bit less socially inept. And I trust that you will be. That doesn't mean I like you though. On the contrary, I think you're quite boring, and for the most part I tend to just flip past your posts without a second glance. Shit, to anyone, end of story.

I don't expect you to take my words to heart. You've got writing ability, you've got a brain, but what you clearly don't have is any recognition for it. And you're begging for it. Fucking begging. You're on hands and knees defecating down your left thigh asking for people to notice you. And we do. Against our wills. You don't leave us much of a choice with the type of negative posts you make.

In short: I hope you soon grow up. You're too smart to have such a pathetic sense of humor, and such a ridiculous need for attention.

[kuulbns]

Well said Daisy!!! I wish I could have put it so eloquently.

[StarcommanderX]

uh....right. anyways attention is what keeps me alive, and DONT YOU TRY TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME YOU HEAR!!!! DONT YOU DARE!!! DONT YOU FUCKING DARE!!!! I will RIP YOUR SPLEEN OUT AND SMEAR IT ALL OVER MY FACE IF I HAVE TO!!!

[ADaisyChain]

If I hurt your feelings, I'm sorry. I hope you got the double message in my post. I try to keep some shit subliminal. I just thought it was very rude some of the things you said to people. And scarlett is fucking hot, as well as one of my favorite members, and you completely trashed a great thread of hers. It did make me a little annoyed, but that was your point. -shrugs-

As for attention keeping you alive.. on the contrary. You'd probably be a really funny and loved member of the cannabis community if you'd just knock off being an intentional douchebag. And you'd probably stay alive longer too. ((aka unbanned))

PS - Nice reference to my spleen cancer, asshole. It wasn't necessary. I just found out last week. I'm glad you read the thread I made about it, but it was pretty lame of you to bring it up. ((Spleen cancer sucks.))