I hate star commander. I just do. I just met him, and am already reminded of the fatass cop in super troopers, farva, this guy probably sucks at life.

I mean c'mon, star commander, what kind of "don't wanna be known as a geek" name is that, it's like you have the spotlight directed to "yea guys, I CAN TALK IN CAPS ALL I WANT AND SAY NASTY SHIT TO TRY AND OFFEND PEOPLE"...no one remembered you, because no one ever cared about you.