condoms

[beachguy in thongs]

Me, her whole life.

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, not really her whole life.

[lizka4200]

yea girls are liars..they cheat...u just dont now sorry to break the bad news to you

[beachguy in thongs]

My girl isn't a liar, she's amazing, unbelievable, the most responsible, pissing-me-off girl you're gonna find, even coming from a religious area ruled by Jerry Farwell, and she isn't religious, hasn't been to church since I dragged her to my neice's Holy Confirmation. She never tasted the Blood of Christ.

[highjinx]

no rubber, no go! thats it! too much nasty shit goin around these days.

hey my party piece is when i snort a rubber up my nose then blow it up, out through my mouth! its kinda hard but it gets BIG laffs!

[lizka4200]

and you get all the girls like that too right?

[highjinx]

hey thanx for the sarcasm lizka. love you too!

[lizka4200]

no im being serious though

[highjinx]

well as you prob know, laughter is the key to a womans heart! (most of the time)
and yeah it works pretty good!
what do you think of my piece?

[lizka4200]

i think i would rail you after i saw something so sexy