Says Stoker, "The English word for cunt is Bush."

The English word for Bush is shrub.
The English word for shrub is Cannibus.
The English word for Cannibus is pot.
The English word for pot is kettle.
beachguy in thongs Reviewed by beachguy in thongs on . TRANSLATION FOR AMERICANS Some friends and I recently met this American tourist who we showed around a bit. She was great fun so we all decided to go to a pub early one afternoon. We'd been sitting there for most of the day drinking and generally having a laugh, As we stood up to leave the american girl announced, quite loudly "OH MY GAWD, My fanny is all numb" This was greeted with silence from our group and sniggering from the next table. The poor girl was mistified untill someone explained to her that in Ireland (and Rating: 5