TRANSLATION FOR AMERICANS

[beachguy in thongs]

Says Stoker, "The English word for cunt is Bush."

The English word for Bush is shrub.
The English word for shrub is Cannibus.
The English word for Cannibus is pot.
The English word for pot is kettle.

beachguy in thongs Reviewed by beachguy in thongs on 09-28-2005. TRANSLATION FOR AMERICANS Some friends and I recently met this American tourist who we showed around a bit. She was great fun so we all decided to go to a pub early one afternoon. We'd been sitting there for most of the day drinking and generally having a laugh, As we stood up to leave the american girl announced, quite loudly "OH MY GAWD, My fanny is all numb" This was greeted with silence from our group and sniggering from the next table. The poor girl was mistified untill someone explained to her that in Ireland (and Rating: 5

[GHoSToKeR]

The English word for kettle is fish.
The English word for fish is frying pan.
The English word for pan is pot.
The English word for pot is Cannabis.

[beachguy in thongs]

Good job.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

English word for hello is Fuck You!

[beachguy in thongs]

Not in my stethosaurus...

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

It is in mine haha

[GHoSToKeR]

The word stethosaurus isn't in my stethosaurus..

[beachguy in thongs]

You're not looking hard enough < BLIND MAN

[GHoSToKeR]

Sounds like a cross between a dinosaur and something you'd find in a doctor's surgery....

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Sounds like a mistakenly written Thesaurus to me lol